Once upon a time there was a spry young leprechaun named Paul. Paul lived peacefully amongst the Sprites and Fey in the forest, and enjoyed a leisurely life of yardwork and frivolity. However, one day an evil scourge named "Irish Car Bombs" infected the land, and Paul had to jump into action to save the forest from this blight that would most certainly destroy all that he loved if action wasn't taken.

After the third one, Paul admitted that he had grown to love the Irish Car Bombs, and all was well in the forest again. Disaster averted!

The End.